Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the chela and one for the kela

Bahut pehle maine seekha tha ki kisi bhi jagah duty join karo ... toh ek din pehle join karo ... asliyat bahar aa jati hai

Mumbai police passport pe religion dekhkar goli nahi chalati ... criminal record dekhkar thokti hai

Saare kaam bhagwan khud nahi karta ... kuch kaam hum jaise shaitano ke liye chhod deta hai

Joh mistake tune ki hai uski sazaa hoti hai ... maafi nahi

Mehnat se sirf pasina nikalta hai ... paisa nahi

Sachche police officer ki vardi bhi apni duty nibhati hai

Face hai bhola ... andar se bomb ka gola ... dil mein dhamaka kar gayi yaar

Koi bole Ram-Ram, koi khudaye, koi sevegosaiya, koi alaye ... rab ko manne ke tarike aur jagah alag alag ho sakte hai ... par rab ka ghar ek hi hota hai

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

Mardo ka toh nature yeh hai ... ki unhe bachche joh hai, woh apne achche lagte hai ... aur biwiyan dosro ki achchi lagti hai

Kismat ki bhi ek khasiyat hoti hai ... kismat ka paiya ghoomta hai na ... toh saare paase apne aap hi palat jaate hai

Tumhara yeh mendak sa mooh dekhkar hum samajh gaye the ke tum bahut phudkoge

Seedhi tarah paisa de ... varna chaabi waala taala nahi seal waala taala lagaonga

Aashiqon ne toh aashiqui ke liye Taj Mahal bana diya ... saala hum ek sandas na bana sake

Jahan sau log milke aapki zindagi barbaad karte hai ... woh hai shaadi ... lekin jahan ek crore log milke sare desh ko barbaad karte hai ... woh hai corrupt sarkar

You thinking I mad ... but mad only becoming famous

Singh jahan pair rakhta hai ... woh ilaaka uska ho jaata hai

Tum ladkiyan bhi na badi chalaak hoti ho ... jaanti sab ho lekin humse sunna chahti ho

Everything is planned!