Mujhe dard se takleef nahi hoti ... par purani yaadon se bahut takleef hoti hai

Kutton ki yaadash badi tezz hoti hai

Ek baimaan ki aankhen band karo ... toh baaki saare baimaano ki aankhen apne aap khul jaati hai

Kaan-puriya bhasha mein hello bole hai hum tumka

Tumko toh saala hum pakdenge ... aur phir pakad ke chhod denge ... hum goli chhodenge aur lala tum zindagi chhod dena

Money making one man smile ... good doing many women smile

I not study IIT ... but IIT study me

Hamara system bachon ke diaper ki tarah ho chuka hai ... kahin thoda geela aur kahin se thoda dheela

Har friday jab ek film release hoti hai ... us hi ke saath hi ek sarkari officer bhi release hoga ... ya toh corruption se, ya duniya se

Darye us bhagwan se ... sabse badi goli hoti hai uske paas joh bewaqt chalti hai

Is desh mein jitni nafrat Kasab ke liye hai ... utni hi izzat Kalam ke liye hai

Biwi paas chahiye toh ghar mein sandas chahiye

Har aurat ko bhabi aur har ladki ko behen kahunga ... sivah tumhare

Desh se door rehta hoon ... lekin desh ko apne dil ke kareeb rakhta hoon

Main ittefaq se koi kaam nahi karta

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... chal karde apne meter down, meter down, meter down

La la lori ... baahon mein aaja gori

Sarkari departments ne aam aadmi ki zindagi newspaper jaisi bana di hai ... subah kamot pe palatne se shuru hoti hai aur raat tak raddi banke kisi kone mein padhi milti hai

Raat ki samasya ... insaan ko raat ko hi suljhani chahiye

Meri machine ka kaam karodon kamana nahi ... karodon ke kaam aana hai