Har kutte ka din aata hai ... mera bhi aayega

Ladkiyon ko nakhun sirf rang lagane ke liye nahi bhadana chahiye ... koi chhede toh uske chehre ko noch lena chahiye

Meri kundli mein khoon likha hai ... maloom hai na?

Mai marr bhi jaoonga lekin yeh gullu gullu nahi karoonga Mala ke saath

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Is tarah pyar ka izhaar nahi hota ... joh do kadam saath chale woh yaar nahi hota ... pyar karne waale kaaton pe chalte hai ... joh aa jaye sholay toh sholon mein jalte hai ... kyun tujhe mere pyar par aitbaar nahi hota ... agar dilon mein sacha pyar nahi hota ... toh yeh duniya nahi hoti, yeh sansar nahi hota

Abhe mobile tower bulaya tha ... yeh sim card kahan se aa gaya

Ab yeh slumdog ... millionaire ban gaya!

Har woh aadmi joh galat dekhkar aankhen nahi pherta ... woh Gabbar hai ... joh ghoos dene waale ko ghus-ghuske maare ... woh Gabbar hai ... joh sarkari aadmi aircondition room mein behatkar logon ko tang karte hai, unka pasina chhudvaye ... woh Gabbar hai

Tere hoothon ki muskurahat ki hifazat hum karenge ... tere aankhon se behte huye aasoon ki bagawat hum karenge

Aasmaan se gire aur khajuraho mein atke

Joh baat hamari samajh mein nahi aati hai ... hum usse beizzati samajhte hai

Aadmi apne aap se bhaag sakta hai ... apni kismat se nahi

Everything is fair and love is war

Pressure aa gaya ... pressure aa gaya ... haai pressure aa gaya

Ladne se sirf dushman khatam hota hai ... aur pani pilane se dushmani

Tereko jab gussa aata hai tu chilata hai ... main udata hoon

Sukh baatne se badhta hai ... dukh apnane se, dukh kam hota hai

Bachpan se aaj tak maine kabhi Holi nahi kheli ... magar ab kheloonga khoon ki Holi

Kar jaye aisi ki taisi ... yeh kambakht ishq cheez hai hi aisi