Bheje ka dahi kiya toh dhood bana daloonga ... kaan ke neeche capsule laga daloonga

Apun Anna ... chaubees ghante chaukana!

Desh ke dushman tera hoga mooh kaala ... aaj Bulla ka janaza hai uthne waala

Aye main Shankar dada ... baat karne nahi ka zyada ... poora ka poora aadmi ka kar doonga aadha

Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy ... bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master

Aaj ke zamane mein achcha insaan ban jaana bada risk hai

Janta hai tu ki danger naam hai mera ... aur main janta hoon ki kya kaam hai tera

Ek doonga rakhke mooh pe ... soo jayega Juhu pe

Hamare is kaale dhande mein zindagi aur maut ka khel toh chalta hi rehta hai

Hamare line mein reham nahi hai

Har jagah mera hi number pehle aata hai

Department tereko promotion dega ... pan retire main karega tereko

Meri aadat hai, main jis cheez ko ek baar pasand karta hoon ... usse yah toh paa leta hoon ... yah usse is layak nahi chhodta ki woh kisi aur ke layak rahe

Hamare yahan toh yamdoot bhi hamari ijaazat ke bina nahi aa sakta

Har aashiq mein ek villain hai

Yeh Ranatunga ki lanka hai ... yahan pe raasta kilometer mein nahi ... bichi huyi laashon mein naapa jaata hai

Yeh normal item nahi hai ... atom bomb hai

Bajirao Singham ko pehli baar dekh ke ya toh public seeti bajati hai, taali maarti hai, ya phir salute karti hai

Kayde mein raho, fayde mein rahoge ... varna shamshan ya kabristan mein rahoge

(Insaaf dilayega tu?) - Insaaf nahi, saaf karne aaya hoon