Jab kaatne ki aukaad nahi ho na ... toh bhaukna bhi nahi chahiye

I am speaking in English fully ... sahi galat ko maaro goli ... I am wearing a suit tanatan ... underwear is phir bhi Indian ... I am villain of old tradition ... this my dear fellow iz my tashan

Jab main dushmani pe utar aata hoon ... toh insaan ko pataal mein bhi chain naseeb nahi hota

Ek murde ko kafan pehnane mein jitna time lagta hai na ... usse bhi kam time mein main tera vardi utaar sakta hai

Tab tak mere samne mat aana jab tak meri aankhen na kamzor ho jaye

Yahan khaki vardi ka nahi ... gundagardi ka raj chalta hai

Zamane bhar ki logon ki auladen pehda hokar paalne mein palti hai ... lekin hamari auladen seedhi kursi par behetti hai

Iske baad tum logon ne mereko loan ke liye phone kiya na ... toh apne aapko yahan se chhudane ke liye tum log apne hi bank se loan lena padega

Jis din sahi mauka mila main us haramzade ko barbaad kar doonga ... aur phir log meri izzat karenge, mere paas kursi hogi, taqat hogi ... kanoon mera ghulam hoga aur kanoon ki devi meri rakhail

Sharafat se maan jayegi toh phool ki tarah soongunga ... zabardasti karni padi toh kaanton ki tarah kuchal doonga

Mausam banata hai parmeshwar ... usse badalta hai Rajeshwar

Itna maroonga, itna maroonga ki gali gali bheek maangti phiregi teri mundi

Jab apun khada ... toh sarkar se bada!

Main itni oonchai par khada hoon ... ki mujhe dekhne ke liye gardan itni oonchi uthani padti hai ... ki reed ki haddi toot jaati hai

Chaku environment friendly cheez hai re ... aaise leharaya, ghusaya, tapkaya ... goli mein saala dhamaka, dhuan, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Gurrao mat ... hamare samne joh gurrate hai ... hum unki khaal udhadwakar us mein bhusa bharwa dete hai

Jitna woh Negi ko tarsayega ... utna hi Negi usse tadpayega

Tujhe kanoon ne taqat, vardi ne jurrat aur tere garam khoon ne itni himmat di ... ki tu Gawda par haath utha behta?

Jhatak ke patak doongi, latak ke mar jayega

Kal tak main supari leta tha doosro ko khatam karne ke liye ... lekin aaj maine apne aap ko supari di hai tujhe khatam karne ke liye