Waqt pe shaadi na karo ... toh aadmi bahek hi jaata hai

Yeh haath hai ki hathoda ... keedon ki basti mein kaunsa aa gaya makauda

Yeh Baburao ka style hai

Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye

Duniya waalo mujhe na dikhao aaina ... nahi toh main bolonga "Made In China"

Purane khandar ki giri hui deewar pe tangi hui badsurat tasveer ke peeche chupi hui gadni chipkali ki phad-phadati pooch pe lehrati hui cheenti

Confidence khel mein jaan zaroor dalta hai ... lekin overconfidence jaan le leta hai

Khushiyan kisi ki mohtaj nahin hoti, dosti yunhi ittefaq se nahin hoti ... kuch toh maine honge is pal ke, warna yunhi aapse mulaqat nahin hoti

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

Saala, rakh diya toh bhi baat karta hai

Ramchandra keh gaye Natwar se aaisa kalyug aayega ... dance bar mein raas rachega, casino mein lut jayega

Kutriya saala, dekh ke number dial kar!

Woh main mast tel mein fry karke, woh main kha gaya

Maut se zyada khoobsurat entertainment koi nahin

Baahar aag hai aur andar jwalamukhi hai ... jaaye toh kidhar jaaye?

Arre baba wrong number hai toh uthati kaiko hai re?

Utha le re baba, utha le ... mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le

Jahan dharm hai na, wahan satya ke liye jagah nahi hai ... aur jahan satya hai truth hai, wahan dharm ki zaroorat hi nahi hai

Devi ka prasad mandir mein milta hai ... garage mein nahin

Kheeche huye kaan se mila hua gyan ... hamesha yaad rehta hai