Galat aadmi ko galat pehchana hoyenga apun life mein ... lekin sahi insaan ko sahi pehchanta hai apun

Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai

Abhe Pandu with a "G"

Aye bubblegum ... ek hulki doonga na ... phat jayegi

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai ... joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

Ladki aur kadki ... Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti

Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy ... bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master

Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye

Jab aisi taisi hoti hai ... toh taisi aisi ho jaati hai

Tu gandi baatein badi achchi karta hai

Logon ke din aate hai ... meri raat aayi

Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga

Saale ghadhe ... ministeron ki najayaz aulad