Inke liye ek pariwar hi Hindustan hai ... aur mere liye Hindustan hi mera pariwar hai

Tumne hamara balidaan dekha hai ... ab badla bhi dekhoge

Tu insaan nahi, junglee sand hai ... junglee sand nahi, gahde ki g*nd hai

Jab bhi hero ka sab kuch settle ho jata hai na ... tabhi saala villain log entry marta hai

Todne se nahi ... dushmano ko jodne se taqat banti hai

Joh na kar paye bandook ki goli ... woh kar jaye bas ek meethi boli

Modi ek insaan nahi ... ek soch hai

Joh desh ko chahte hai ... woh aur kuch nahi chahte

Gaanv mein oow ... baasi pav ... what to do now!

Itne saare log aur itni kam akal

Haath mein ghoda hone se goli nahi chalti ... jigra chahiye

Criminals ki haddiyan hi nahi ... unki himmat todhta hoon main

Har koi joh uski madad kare ya madad karne ki sooche bhi ... udhaa do

Lovingiri more danger than bhaigiri

Joking re ... sense of humorous

Aakha duniya ghum sakta hai boss ... lekin apun ka zabaan ghumega nahi

Bhaag bhootni ke ... network mein aaya na toh line kaat daloonga!

Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick

Tujhe dekh ke samajh mein aate hai saale ... ki saala gaali kaisi bane

Lovers ke beech mein ho gayi judaai ... kya phir aage mil payenge, tumhi dekho bhai