Bahut dino baad Bambai ne mujhe apni baahon mein bulaya hai ... ab dekhna yeh hai ke woh gale lagati hai ... yah phir gala kaatti hai

Besharami aur imaandari farak kuch nahi haunda hai ... farak sirf sunne waale de dil vich haunda hai

Meter kitna bhi tezz bhaag le ... taxi se aage nahi bhaag sakta

Kehte hai ki mera dimaag museum mein rakhne layak hai

Poori duniya se kaho copy that

Tawaif ki lutti izzat bachana ... aur tees maar khan ko qaid karna ... dono bekaar hai

Aathana dalke do kaudi ki dhamki toh koi bhi de sakta

Chidiyon se main baaz ladaun ... gidderon se main sher banaun ... sawa lakh se ek ladaun ... tabhe Gobind Singh naam kahaun

Main tujhe marra hua dekh sakta hoon ... lekin kabhi shak se nahi dekh sakta

Itna susu laate kahan se ho tum?

Life mein sahi waqt pe baat karna bahut zaroori hai ... varna baat bighad sakti hai

Kafan ka kapda aur dafan ki zameen ki tayaari kar lena ... kyun ki jis din woh mila mujhe ... us din woh andhar nahi jayega ... seedha upar jayega

Iske mooh mein pehdaishi supari hai ... yeh totla hai

Asal king woh hota hai ... joh apne liye nahin doosron ke liye lade

Hum bhi woh hai ... joh door se boo ko soong lete hai

Langoors have my angoors

Hum jis din apni aukaat par aaye na ... by god us din tumhare adab ki pudiya banakar tumhare pichwade mein ghused denge ... na paadein niklengi na huggi

Lagta hai bhagwan ne saara maal pani aankhon mein de rakha hai ... upar dena bhool gaya hai

Yeh aankhen nahi khatarnak ghat hai ... ek taraf khai hai, ek taraf pahad ... kahin phisal na jaana

Is baar haath nahi ... saath chahiye