Aaj kal pyar na naukrani jaisa ho gaya hai ... aata hai, bell bhajata hai, kaam karta hai aur chala jaata hai

Duniya mein teen cheezen hoti zaroor hai lekin kisi ne dekhi nahin ... bhooton ka sansar, sacha wala pyar aur Bahattar Singh ki raftaar

Kya sametega hum mein yeh waqt ka gehra dariya, hum kinaro se ubharne ka hunar jaante hai ... seedhe haatho ne joh kheenchi hai lakeerein tedhi, un lakeeron par chalne ka hunar jaante hai

Mehnat se sirf ghar bante hai ... sapno ke mahal nahi

Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai ... mujhe mard chahiye, mard

Naam bata diya ... toh pehchaan bura maan jayegi

Jisne bhi yeh socha ki main dar gaya ... woh saala arthi pe apne ghar gaya

Humse woh jhoot bolkar sharma rahe hai kyun ... thodi bahut jhoot ki aadat sabhi ko hai

Boss ka khoon bolta nahi, khaulta hai ... aur jab yeh khaulta hai ... toh yeh boss ek ek ko phodta hai

Bachpan se aaj tak is shehar ne har haq diya ... lekin dekho baat pyar ki aayi toh sautela kar diya

Ek Catholic aurat Pradhan Mantri ki kursi ek Sikh ke liye chod deti hai ... aur ek Sikh Pradhan Mantri pad ki shapath ek Muslim Rashtrapati se leta hai ... us desh ki bhag daud sambhalne ke liye jisme assi pratishad log Hindu hai

Kyun thak re ho?

Maut ke mandiyon mein ja-jakar apne beto ki boliyan di hai ... desh ne jab bhi ek sar manga, humne bhar-bharke jholiyan di hai

Nafrat ko sirf mohabbat se jeeta ja sakta hai ... sirf mohabbat se

Mera naam hi kaafi hai ... logon ke pasine chhudane ke liye

Ravan Ram Ram nahi karte ... seedha Sita ko utha lete hai

Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai

Unki gali mein hum aaye ajeeb ittefaq hai ... phool toh pheka unhone ... magar gamla bhi saath hai

Tum log parivaar ke saath yahan chain se jeeo ... is liye hum log roz border par marte hai

Duniya ka aitbaar karen bhi toh kya kare ... aasoon bhi apni aankh ka apna na hua