Ram Chandra ji keh gaye Siya se aisa kalyug aayega ... bhale bure ki jaanch bhi ek din humko credit card dilwayega ... kaho toh tumhare chehre ka badal de hum position ... yeh hai Bachchan Pandey ka Ganga kinare wala tashan

Lord Rama said to Sita, the age of vice will come ... that the investigation of the good and the bad will get me a credit card one day ... if you'll say then I'll change the position of your face ... this is Bachchan Pandey's style right from the banks of river Ganga

Pyar mein sab kuch aasaan hota hai

Everything is easy in love

Joh aag bhujti nahi ... usse bhuja diya jaata hai

The fire that doesn't turn off by itself ... that fire is then turned off with force

Jis din sach mein mere saamne bhoot aaya na ... toh maa kasam chhudiyan pehen lunga chhudiyan

The day a ghost appears in front of me for real ... I swear on my mother, I'll wear bangles

Narak ke saaye mein hai joh aise hi ek nagar mein ... usse nipta ja sakta hai kewal uske ghar mein ... wahan na insaan ja sakta hai, na hi janwar ... na nar, na hi maada ... agar ja sakta hai toh dono aadha aadha ... par nahi rukega woh aur uski khalbali ... jab tak usko nahi milegi bali, bali, bali

The one who lives in a colony that is in the shadow of hell ... you can tackle him only in his house ... neither a human can go there, nor an animal ... neither a man, nor a woman ... only a half man and a half woman can go there ... but still he won't stop and neither will his commotion ... until he gets someone's life as a sacrifice

Khoobsurat ladkiyan aur machliyan ek jaisi nahi hoti ... unhe pakadne ke liye kuch aaisi chaalein chalni padti hai, jisse woh pakad mein aa jaye ... aur agar woh na aaye toh khud unke paas jaana padta hai

Pretty girls and fishes are not the same ... you have to play some smart moves to catch them, so that they come in captivity ... and if they themselves do not come then we ourselves have to go to them

Bina saboot ka mujrim bhi apradhi hota hai

A criminal without proof is also guilty

Yes hum janwar hai, we are animals ... jiski sirf cheekh ho sakti hai par awaaz nahi ... jisko sar jhukane ke liye kanoon toh milta hai par insaaf nahi ... jiska jhund ho sakta hai lekin desh nahi ... yeh janwaron ka jhund ab desh banne jaa raha hai ... aur yeh janwar ab cheekhega nahi ... gurrayega

Yes we are animals ... who can only scream, but cannot speak ... who has to follow the law to bow the head down, but not use it for justice ... who can form a group, but not a country ... but now this group of animals is about to become a country ... and now these animals won't scream ... they will roar

Jung plane naal nahi, pilot naal jitti jaandi hai ... it is not the machine, it is about the man inside the machine

You don't win a war with airplanes, you win it with pilots ... it is not the machine, it is about the man inside the machine

Yeh maidaan tera zaroor hoga ... lekin is khel ke sabse purane khiladi hum hai

This may be your ground ... but we're the most experienced players of this game

Court mein sahi aur galat ka nahi ... haar aur jeet ka faisla hota hai

The court doesn't decide between right and wrong ... it decides between victory and defeat

Ab aap mujhe disbar kijiye, phansi pe chadaiye, ya goli maar dijiye ... par ek baat meri dhyaan se sun lijiyega ... get the f*ck out of my country

Now you can disbar me, hang me to death, or shoot me with a bullet ... but listen to one thing of mine very carefully ... get the f*ck out of my country

You said he behaved like a mad man ... us hi pagalpan ke liye ek fauji apne maa baap, biwi bachon ko chhodke desh ki seva karta hai ... aur is hi madness ko hum patriotism kehte hai

You said he behaved like a mad man ... for that same madness a soldier leaves behind his parents, his wife and kids to serve the country ... and we call this madness as patriotism

Doosra gaal neta dikhate hai ... hum fauji nahi

Only politicians show the other cheek to be slapped on ... not soldiers like us