Badminton court jao, tennis court jao, food court jao ... lekin woh court mat jaana

Aapne yeh toh suna hoga ki ghee tedhi ungli se nikalta hai ... magar shayad yeh nahi suna ki sach bandh mukke se nikalta hai

Pyar badi hi khoobsurat cheez hai ... lekin pyar akele todhi aata hai ... apne saath complications bhi lekar aata hai

Joh tumhari tarah shaadi ke chakkar mein phaste hai ... woh phir hamari tarah nahi haste hai

Deewane aashiq zindagi ka saath chhodte hai ... lekin haath nahi chhodte

This is a race between man and machine ... he may have the better machine but I'm a better man

Naye naye chaku ki dhaar bahut tezz aur vaar bahut gehra hota hai

Har majboor aurat meri maa lagti hai

Is anpad ka angootha chapwa do ... agar meri satak gayi toh iska bheja chaap doonga register pe

Tumhara dil roaming hai ... kyun ki tumhara roam roam tumhara dil hai

Shaadi shuda aadmi test cricketer ki tarah hota hai ... usse lambi innings khelni hai ... toh zara pyar se, aaram se ... T20 ke chakkar mein padoge toh Tik-20 ki naubat aa jayegi

Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na

Jab tum hasti ho tum bahut khoobsurat lagti ho ... you look very ugly

Duniya hum mein kehti hai Salman Khan ... hum aapko kis naam se pukarein meri jaan?

Main tumhari pungi bajaonga!

Jab koi tumhe touch karta hai na ... toh main bahut touchy ho jaata hoon

Mere gusse par mera full control hai ... lekin is harkat ki wajah se gusse ne mujhpar full control le liya hai

Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki

Jahan jahan sardar, wahan wahan gurudwara aur langar ... koi bhooka nahi marta

Sache dil se ki gayi sau galatiyan maaf ... jaan bujh kar ki gayi ek bhi galati ke liye koi maafi nahi