Tumhare dusvi pass hone se pehle ... ya toh woh jail ke andar honge ... ya zameen ke andar

Abhi toh sirf teen inch ghusaya hai ... agar ab koi aage bada ... toh uske bladder ki jagah phephada hoga aur liver ki jagah kidney

Shaadi is mind blowing ... sometimes blowing mind

Bandh ghadi bhi chaubees ghante mein do baar sahi waqt dikhati hai

Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge

Style sikhaya ja sakta hai ... saadgi yah simplicity nahi

Ek kahani khatam ... ek nayi zindagi shuru

Galati toh galati se hoti hai na?

Mera koi naam nahi hai ... lekin main Bhaijaan naam se jaana jaata hoon

Chalti hai kya nau se barah?

Zindagi mein har kyun, why, kaiko ... ka koi jawab nahi hota

Khel khatam, paisa hazam ... sudar gaya khasam, khake kasam

Jis din main baap ban gaya na ... main apne bachche se chun chun ke gin gin ke badle loonga

Haste huye chehre ka gham padhna kitna mushkil hota hai

Do Hindustani picturon ki poster deewar pe tangane se koi Hindustani nahi banta ... Hindustani woh hota hai joh apna ghar jalakar doosro ko dabishta hai

Oh bewakoofo ki CEO

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

Aatishbaazi tumne shuru ki ... khatam main karunga

Loyalty, wafa, bahut kamaal ki cheez hai ... lekin karo toh wafadaron ke saath ... gadaaron ke saath nahi

Ab sabke liye good news hai ... aur good news yeh hai ki, bad news samapth ho chuki hai