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# 21

Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai

You are an angel not a human ... you are cafe Barista

Golmaal 3

Comedy
23
# 22

Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai

There is no difference between love and photographs ... they both develop in darkness

Chori Chori Chupke Chupke

Adult•Comedy
23
# 23

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Hey you tea powder of a soft headed mind

Awara Paagal Deewana

Rowdyism•Comedy•Food & Drinks
22
# 24

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

You should drink little little right? ... half you half me, slowly slowly

Awara Paagal Deewana

Comedy•Food & Drinks
20
# 25

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

I thought you were an almond, but you turned out to be peanut ... now say Jai Bajrang Bali (pray to god) and break that rowdy persons head

Hello Brother

Food & Drinks•Religion & God•Comedy
18
# 26

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat

Hey you pack the airplane ... we have to sit in the luggage and go quickly

Awara Paagal Deewana

Comedy•Transportation
16
# 27

Gareebon ke mooh mein zabaan hote hue bhi ... woh ameeron ki duniya mein goonge bankar jeete hai

Even though poor people have a voice in their throat ... still they live mute in the world of rich people

Koyla

Drama
15
# 28

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya

This world is round and there is a hole in it, money has value and everything else is a catch ... if your income is zero then your wife will hit you ... there is a big problem that the car of life is in a whirlpool ... because the income is 50 Paise and expenses are 1 Rupee

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Money•Life•Comedy
15
# 29

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Hey you weak heartened pigeon ... you wicked person of a stable!

Koyla

Animals & Birds•Rowdyism•Comedy
14
# 30

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai

My friend there is no difference between a car and a wife ... a car goes bad as you drive it and a wife goes bad just like that

Badal

Husband & Wife•Transportation•Comedy
14
# 31

Na main hoon nikamma, na tu hai nikammi ... shaadi karke hum dono banenge daddy aur mummy

Neither I'm useless, nor are you useless ... we will get married and become daddy and mummy

Aaghaaz

Shayari•Parents•Marriage & Wedding
Play Video
13
# 32

Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar

I'm ready to take seven rounds with you (around the holy fire) ... because my heart is restless to clash with your heart

Aaghaaz

Shayari•Comedy•Romance
Play Video
13
# 33

Main hoon Mr. Tolmol, baat karun main gol-gol ... khol doon main sabki pol

I'm Mr. Tolmol, I speak confusingly ... and I reveal everyone's secrets

Koyla

Comedy
13
# 34

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai

When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Food & Drinks•Women•Husband & Wife
13
# 35

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko

Return my meter to me ... or else I'll send you to Punjab with one tight slap

Aaghaaz

City & Places•Comedy
Play Video
11
# 36

Tera ek ek aasoon mere liye bada bada samundar hai

Each and every tear drop of yours is a big ocean for me

Aashiq

Sadness
11
# 37

Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aaise badhe badhe ghaate nahi

There are flowers in a public garden, not thorns like you ... and there is bonus in a factory, not big big losses

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Shayari•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
11
# 38

Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala

Oh God your game is strange ... you've straightened a dogs crooked tail

Ishq

Shayari•Animals & Birds•Comedy
11
# 39

Chande mein aur dhande mein Aslam bhai ke liye sab dharam samaan hai

For rowdy Aslam, donation and business are both like his religion

Love Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega

Business•Religion & God
Play Video
10
# 40

Ye perfume ki khushboo ki smell kidhar se aa rahi hai?

Where is this smell of perfume coming from?

Awara Paagal Deewana

Comedy
10
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Sirf Tum
 Ladki Badi Anjaani Hai
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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
 Mr. Lova Lova
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 Shaadi Karke Phas Gaya
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