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# 1

Jaise ek ghar mein do kitchen nahi hote hai na ... vaise ek ghar mein do brain nahi hone chahiye

Just like in one house you don't have two kitchens ... just like that in one house you shouldn't have two brains

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

House•Comedy

437

# 2

Keep it up ... nahi toh ek ghup, seedha up

Keep it up ... or else I'll give you one shot and you'll go straight up

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Comedy•Rowdyism

245

# 3

147

# 4

# 5

Yeh aap par itne phool barsaingi, itne phool barsaingi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jayenge

They will shower so many flowers on you... that you will become a bloody fool

Ishq

Flowers & Trees•Comedy

# 6

Har dhoti pehenne waala Gandhi nahi hota

Everyone who wears a loincloth is not Gandhi

Phir Hera Pheri

Comedy

# 7

# 8

Shakahari ke pet mein machchi ... aai shapat kai tari hai gochi

A fish in a vegetarian's stomach ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Housefull 2

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 9

Kabhi akkha, kabhi adha, kabhi pauwa bhi peete hai ... agar phokat ki mil jaye, toh matka bhi peete hai

Sometimes full, sometimes half, sometimes I also drink a quarter ... if it's free, then I can drink the whole pot also

Farz

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 10

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Hey you mosquito of a good night ... don't play a dulcimer full of questions on my mind

Awara Paagal Deewana

Rowdyism•Comedy•Animals & Birds

# 11

Yeh kaun hai yaar ... chalu episode mein commercial break ki tarah beech mein aa jata hai

Who is this person? ... he is coming in between like a commercial break in a running episode

International Khiladi

Comedy

# 12

# 13

Kapde jitne chote hote hain ... kaamyabi utni hi badi hoti hai

The shorter the clothes ... the bigger the success

Yes Boss

Clothes & Shoes•Victory & Success

# 14

Udhar log mitane jaate hai gham ... aur uska naach dekhke nikal jaata hai ache-achon ka dum

People go there to erase their sadness ... and after seeing her dance even the best of the best are left helpless

Judge Mujrim

Dance•Sadness•Comedy

# 15

Agar tujh mein dum hai saaki toh Qutub Minar ko hilake dikha ... agar dum nahi hai toh mere naal beht, do goont maar ... aur Qutub Minar ko hilta dekh

My friend if you think you have the power to shake the Qutub Minar then show me ... and if you don't have the power then sit with me, take a couple of sips ... and you'll see the Qutub Minar shaking

Mela

Shayari•Comedy•Food & Drinks

# 16

Mithai ki dukaan mein mirchi hai ... aai shapat kai tari gochi hai

There is spice in a sweet shop ... I swear on my mom, something is strange

Housefull 2

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 17

Horror shows, horror novels kabhi mat padna ... dimaag ke khaate mein haddiyon ka dhancha nazar aata hai

Don't watch horror shows and read horror novels ... because your brain then looks like a frame of bones

Dushman Duniya Ka

Horror•Comedy

# 18

Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai

Cars look good with foreign looks ... and foreigners always look good with Indian cultures

Players

Transportation•Comedy

# 19

# 20

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

They turned out to be underwear (old) friends

Awara Paagal Deewana

Clothes & Shoes•Friendship•Comedy

Songs - Johnny Lever

Shaadi Karke Phas Gaya
Judaai

Hum Na Tode Phode
Boss

Daaru Band Kal Se
Singh Saab The Great

Panchi Sur Main Gaate Hai
Sirf Tum

Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai
Koyla

Kahan Raja Bhoj
Dulhe Raja

Ek Do Teen (Male)
Tezaab

Paisa Bolta Hai
Kala Bazaar

Main To Hoon Pagal
Baadshah

Neeche Phoolon Ki Dukan
Joru Ka Ghulam

Name	's
Son of Sardaar 2	4
Param Sundari	8
Aa Gale Lag Jaa (1973)	4
Hare Rama Hare Krishna	3
Kora Kagaz	5

Name	Name
Danger	Param Sundari
Pardesiya	Param Sundari
Aye Mere Bete	Aa Gale Lag Jaa (1973)
Na Koi Dil Mein Samaya	Aa Gale Lag Jaa (1973)
Vaada Karo	Aa Gale Lag Jaa (1973)

Name	's
Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara	99
Heer Raanjha	49
Betaaj Badshah	46
Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela	46
Sholay	45

Name	's
Amitabh Bachchan	511
Ajay Devgan	357
Akshay Kumar	334
Shahrukh Khan	322
Salman Khan	271