Meri life mein toh koi problem nahi hai ... issi liye main logon ki problem solve karta hoon

There's no problem in my life ... that's why I solve the problems of others

Achha kaam karoge toh us hi tarah uska swagat hoga ... nahi karoge toh hum apne tareeke se uska swagat karenge

If you do good things then you'll be welcomed in the same manner ... and if you don't do good things then I'll welcome you in my style

Joh haan bole usse chhod deta hoon ... joh na bole usse todh deta hoon

Those who say yes, I leave them alone ... and those who say no, I break them apart

Tujhe maroonga nahi ... teri bajake jaaonga!

I won't hit you ... I'll simply destroy you!

Isko bol gun neeche kare ... nahi toh mera team joh bahar behta hai na ... isko kamre mein le jaake itna maaregi ki 480 bhashayein jitni Bharat mein boli jaati hai, sab bolne lagega

Tell him to lower the gun ... or my team that is sitting outside ... will take him into a room and hit him so badly that he will start speaking all the 480 languages that are spoken in India

Suraj ko andha kar doon, de doon chaand ko chashme ... ladki hoon par mujhe pasand nahi duniya ki koi rasme ... kayi dilon ka mujhse hai ajab ghazab connection ... Pooja ka yahi toh hai yahi toh hai tashan

I'll make the sun blind, I'll give the moon glasses ... I'm a girl but I don't like the customs of the world ... I have a strange connection with many hearts ... this is the style of Pooja

Humre permission ke bagair ek aadmi ne bhi ek paise ka bhi len-den ka karobar kiya toh ... kaat ke rakh denge saala

If anyone does any business even for one paisa without my permission ... then I'll slice that person

Is shehar ki kisi bhi adalat mein woh typing machine nahi hai ... joh warrant par Baba ka naam type kar sake

No court of this city has a typing machine ... which can type Baba's name on a warrant

(Aaise bina saboot ke police kya kar sakti hai?) ... Ghulam Ali ki CD teri jeb mein daalke na ISI ka agent bana sakti hai police ... tumhari photo beauty parlour ke samne kheenchke laundiyon ka dalla bana sakti hai police ... Johnson baby powder aave hai, uski pudiya teri jeb mein daalke na drug ka smuggler bana sakti hai police ... aur toh aur teri shakal police waale se sketch karvake Osama Bin Laden se mila sakti hai police

(What can police do without any evidence?) ... The police can put a CD of Ghulam Ali in your pocket and make you into an ISI ( Inter-Services Intelligence) agent ... the police can take your photo in front of a beauty parlour and can make you into a pimp of girls ... the police can put a packet of Johnson baby powder in your pocket and can make you into a drug smuggler ... and above all the police can have a policeman draw your sketch and match to that of Osama Bin Laden

Jab tak is jag mein paap ka raj hai ... tab tak Jagraj hai

Till the time sin rules this world ... till then Jagraj will exist

Zyada chalaaki karne ki koshish ki na ... toh aaisa gayab kar doonga pahadon mein ki cheelon ko bhi khabar nahi hogi

Don't try to act smart ... or else I'll make you disappear in the mountains in a way that even the vultures won't be able to find you

Shaadi karega? ... saala jhandu!

You want to get married? ... bloody jerk!

Apan dada hai gareebon mein fakeeri ka ... lafdebaazon mein vasooli ka ... dada logon mein dadagiri ka

I'm the boss of poverty for the poor people ... I'm the boss of recovery for the problematic people ... I'm the boss of rowdyism for the rowdy people

Mangal ke samne joh zabaan chalata hai ... Mangal uski taqdeer ki linen mitta deta hai

The one who talks in front of Mangal ... Mangal erases the lines of their destiny

Agar police ke paas jaakar shaanpatti karne ki koshish ki ... toh kaan ke neeche capsule laga doonga

If you go to the police and try to act smart ... then I'll put a gun below your ears

Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai

The one who acts smart with rowdy Aslam ... rowdy Aslam smashes him up

Bhaag bhootni ke ... network mein aaya na toh line kaat daloonga!

Run you crazy guy ... if you come in my network then I will cut your line out!

Aye over budget picture ke hero log

Hey you heroes of an over budget film

Chal maafi maang nahi to sar, pair, mooh sab ek design ka bana doonga ... maafi maang!

Apologize or else I will make your head, legs, face of the same design ... apologize!

Yeh Dilli ki parliament nahin hai, hamari parliament hai ... yahan wahi aadmi bolega, jise hum sawaal poochenge

This is not Delhi's parliament, this is my parliament ... here only that person will speak, whom I ask the question