Kuch reet jagat ki aaisi hai ... har ek subah ki shyam hui ... tu cheez hai kya, tera naam hai kya ... Rekha, Hema tak yahan badnaam hui

Jab kaam ka bhoj badh jaata hai na ... toh dimaag ki wiring mein short circuit ho jaati hai

Jis tarah bina sone ke zevar nahi ban sakta ... us hi tarah bina pitte koi aashiq nahi ban sakta

Hum taaliyan sun sakte hai ... magar gaaliyan nahi sun sakte hai

Daulat ki mandi mein kanoon hamare isharon par kathputli ki tarah naachta hai ... aur insaaf hum karte hai, hum

Uparwaale ne daulat aur khane ka muqaddar alag alag kaagazon pe likha hua hai ... jisko daulat zyada deta hai uska khana kam kar deta hai ... jisko khana zyada deta hai uski daulat kam kar deta hai

Abhe bewakoofi ke laltern se nikalne waale andhere

Tumhari jaan mere liye bahut keemti hai ... magar meri jaan mere liye, tumhari jaan se zyada keemti hai

Hum gareeb log hai na khali jeb se gareeb hote hai ... dil se bahut bade hote hai hum log ... magar yeh daulat waale saale dil se gareeb hote hai ... inke paas pyar mohabbat naam ki koi cheez nahi hoti, koi kadar nahi karte uski ... aur agar kadar karte hai toh sirf daulat ki

Pair choone se bade chote nahi ho jaate hai ... magar chote joh hai woh khote zaroor ho jaate hai

Jis ghar sansar ki gaadi udhaar ke paiyon pe chalti hai ... woh subah shyam puncture hoti chali jaati hai

Jiski zaroorat ho usse gale laga lo ... aur jiski zaroorat nahi hai uska gala kaat dalo

Kothe ki dehleez par aag hoti hai ... us par pair rakhte hi ladki ki izzat jal jaati hai ... aur woh izzatdar se tawaif ban jaati hai

Jin haathon se tune mere bhai ka khoon bahaya hai ... un haathon ka woh hashar karoonga ki zindagi bhar un haathon ko phailakar maut ki bheek maangti rahegi ... aur maut tere kareeb aane se inkaar karegi

Shareer ke botal mein jawani ka khoon joh hai woh sode ki tarah ubal raha hai ... kyun ki jawani rang hai, bahaar hai, khumaar hai, suroor hai, guroor hai ... ashaon ka khilna hai, mann ka milna hai, mann ki mannat hai, dil ki jannat hai

Aapka suputra bahut samajhdar hai ... yeh maana ki teekhi dhaar hai, magar zara dildar hai

Tu apno ka nahi, tere desh ka hi gaddar nahi ... balki gaddaron ka bhi gaddar hai ... aur tujh jaise gaddar ko zinda rehne ka koi haq nahi hai

Main usko pencil ki tarah cheel daloonga ... uske tukde tukde kar daloonga ... uske tukde kutton ko khilaonga aur kutte billiyon ko khila daloonga

Main toh aakhi zindagi samajhdari ki baat karte rehta hoon ... magar afsoos ki baat yeh hai ki pehli martaba meri samajhdari ki baat aapki samajhdari ki pitaari mein utari hai ... samajhe ki nahi?