Jiski ek biwi uska bhi bada naam hai ... washing machine ghar te lalo, te dhobi da ki kaam hai

Aaj raviwar hai is liye tum log bach gaye ho ... lekin yeh na samjho ki roz Sunday hai ... aaj Ghasitaram ke pedhe khalo ... kal se toh khane Lakhwinder ke dande hai

Aaj main tujhe tab tak maaroonga ... jab tak tu apni arthi par letne ke kaabil nahi ho jaata

Joh jitna ooncha hota hai ... utni hi zor se zameen par girta hai

Bank ke loan ki tarah saans andhar lo ... aur installment ki tarah dhere dhere bahar chodo

Gusse se zyada goos mein power hai

Main mulaqat nahi ... mukke aur laat se baat karoonga

Main mazaak nahi ... bullet chhodta hoon

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beer holder

Kichad toh kisi bhi sabun se dhul sakta hai ... lekin tumhare dimaag mein joh amiri ka kichad bhara hai na ... woh kisi sabun se nahi dhul sakta

Jab kaatne ki aukaad nahi ho na ... toh bhaukna bhi nahi chahiye

Jab mujhpar koi haath uthata hai toh mera sar phir jaata hai ... aur jab mera sar phir jaata hai toh main saamne waale ki duniya phira deta hoon

Tere teer-e-neemkash ko koi mere dil se pooche ... yeh khalish kahan se hoti joh jigar ke paar hota ... joh nigah ki thi zalim toh phir aankh kyun churai ... wohi teer kyun na maara joh jigar ke paar hota

Yeh ghar hai ya veerana ... na aadmi, na uski jaat ka thikana

Sita Ram, Radhe Kishan yeh misaalen hai bhagwan ki ... insaano ki agar deni hai misaal toh dena Shaadi No. 1 ki

Jab Vicky ke panjon ki paanchon ungliyan judh jaati hai na ... toh usse kehte hai mukka, Vicky ka mukka ... aur jab yeh kisi ke jabre pe padta hai na ... toh aaisa lagta hai ki Kapil Dev ka fulltoss woh bhi bagair helmet ke

Agar aap miss world mein khadi ho gayi na ... toh 1st, 2nd, 3rd ka title aap hi ko milega

Kayde mein rahega toh fayde mein rahega

Pyar maanga tha, judaai nahi ... wafaa maangi tha, bewafai nahi

Hai rabba, main hoon iska abba ... main engine aur yeh mera dabba