Yeh zindagi ke highway pe bahut sari gaadiyan daudti rehti hai ... tu kisi ko rokega toh ruk jayegi ... lift maangega toh mil jayegi ... aur jagah nahi hogi na toh bhi adjust karke bhita denge ... lekin yeh joh family wali gaadiyan hoti hai na ... woh saale rokte nahi hai ... lift bhi nahi milti hai ... jagah hogi toh bhi andar behetne nahi denge

Many cars run on the highway of life ... if you try to stop them then they'll stop ... if you ask for a lift then you'll get it ... and even if they don't have space then to they'll adjust and accommodate you ... but when it comes to family cars ... they won't stop for you ... they won't give you a lift ... and even if they have space then to they won't accommodate you

Yeh toh bungla nahi Bangal hai ... mere son-in-law ke paas itna sara maal hai

This is not a bungalow, it's like the region of Bengal ... it's amazing that my son-in-law is so rich

Insaan aaise gunaah zindagi mein sirf do hi baar karta hai ... ek ya toh sar pe kisi ka udhaar ho aur doosra jab dil mein kisi ka pyar ho

A person commits such a crime only in two conditions of life ... first if he is in debt to someone and second when he is in love with someone

Jab samne waala garam hota hai na ... toh khud ko naram rehne ka

When the person in front of you is hot ... then you should be soft

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

At this age the body becomes like a second hand Ambassador (car) ... sometimes there is dust in the carburetor, sometimes there are problems in the suspension ... hence I have to go again and again for servicing

Umar ka rog jism ko lagta hai jigar ko nahi

The illness of age applies to the body, not to the heart

Woh bhookhi pyasi nahi hai, uska pet bhar gaya hai ... mohabbat ki hawa khake, ishq ka sharbat peke

She is not hungry and thirsty, her stomach is full ... by eating the air of love and drinking the drink of romance

Wah re saali kismat tu kaisi hai re bala ... ek Majnu banke behta doosra Ranjha banne chala

Oh destiny, you are such a curse ... one is sitting like Majnu and other wants to become Ranjha

Agar rishwat lete huve pakde jao ... toh rishwat dekar choot jao

If you are caught taking a bribe ... then give a bribe and come out of it

Bal se kiya hua kaam balaatkar hota hai

Anything done with force is like a rape

Tumhare jism mein main itne chhed kar doonga ... ki marne ke baad bhi saale basuri ki tarah bajhte rahoge

I will make so many holes in your body ... that bloody even after dying you will play like a flute

Joh kam bolte hai, woh aksar khatarnak hote hai ... is liye chalak aadmi ko khamosh dushman se hamesha hoshiyar rehna chahiye

People who speak less, usually are dangerous ... that's why a smart person should always be careful of a silent enemy

Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya hai ... ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai

The chewing gum of their marriage has slowly lost its taste ... now neither can you spit it nor can you swallow it

Dono ne ek achcha sa mahurat nikaal ke ... shubh talaak lene ka tay kiya

Both of them found an auspicious moment ... and decided to get divorced

Every crisis is an opportunity in disguise ... toh mushkil ko mauka bana aur maar de chauka

Every crisis is an opportunity in disguise ... so turn your problems into an opportunity and smash the hell out of them

Ladki ki zindagi mein teen cheez bahut zaroori hoti hai ... look, book and cook

Three things are very important in a girl's life ... look, book and cook

Tere liye kaam karte karte logon ka paseena nikla ... aur tu toh bahut bada kameena nikla ... tune toh bola tha tu izzat dega ... lekin kya pata tha tu saala hamari bhi le lega

People sweated a lot while they worked for you ... but you turned out to be a big rascal ... you had said that you'll give respect ... but who knew that you'll get us in trouble as well

Mujhe zyada bolne ki aadat nahi hai ... main joh bolta hoon woh sun aur joh nahi bolta hoon woh dhyaan se sun

I'm not in the habit of saying a lot ... listen to what I'm saying and listen carefully to what I'm not saying

Roti, kapda aur makaan teeno cheezein imaandari ke saath ek saath ... nahi milti

With honesty you don't get ... bread, clothes and house all three things together

Is desh mein ussi ki jeet hoti hai ... jisse is desh ki mitti ki sugandh ka pata ho

Only that person wins in this country ... who knows the smell of the soil of this country