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# 22

Bhai pyar mein log andhe ho jaate hai ... ch*tiye nahi ho jaate

People become blind in love ... but not a jerk

Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety

Comedy

# 23

Koi bhi baat tum inhe samjhao ... majaal hai joh samajh aa jaaye ... wohi baat inka ek best friend samjha de toh ek minute mein samajh aa jaati hai

Try to make them understand anything ... they won't understand at all ... and if their best friend explains them the same thing then they understand within one minute

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Comedy•Friendship

# 24

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but koi yeh nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

Behind every successful man there is a woman ... true ... but no one tells you that behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Men•Women•Victory & Success

# 25

Jaati na poocho saadu ki, pooch lijiye gyaan ... mol karo talwar ka, pada rehan do myaan

Don't ask a pious man about his caste, ask him about his knowledge ... value the sword high, and let it remain in the scabbard

Luka Chuppi

Shayari

# 26

Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo

Bribe is an institution started by women ... because what they have to offer as a bribe is never ending ... and we dumb people who accept their bribe are getting screwed ... better than that would be to marry our hands

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Adult•Women•Comedy

# 27

Aaisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kama rahe ho ... aur woh maa baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazar waale se shaadi karle

This will never happen where you're making 200,000 ... and under pressure from her parents she marries someone who makes only 50,000

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Money•Comedy•Parents

# 28

Jab tum bata sakti ho ki main kya pehnu toh mera batana achanak se ... yeh equality, liberty, individuality, freedom, sovereignty ka issue kaise ban jaata hai

If you can tell me what to wear then why is it that when I tell you the same ... it becomes an issue of equality, liberty, individuality, freedom and sovereignty

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy

# 29

Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon meri life mein koi problem hi na ho ... lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho na ... toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai

The problem is that I want there to be no problems in my life ... but if there are no problems in my life ... then that's the biggest problem of her life

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Comedy•Life

# 30

Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Now I came to know why so many men get heart attacks and why these gay people are so successful ... because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Men•Women•Happiness

# 31

Abhe tu Titanic waali ko dekh le ... chal maana ki lakdi pe ek aadmi ke fit hone ki jagah thi ... toh pandra-pandra minute ki baari nahi le sakte the

Take the girl who was in the movie Titanic ... I agree that there was space for only one person on the plank ... but they could have taken turns 15 minutes at a time

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Time•Comedy

# 32

Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?

The biggest bullshit they have is that they want to talk even after sex ... who drinks a soup after having a dessert?

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 33

Relationship ka matlab hi hota hai an end to your own happiness

The meaning of relationship is to end your own happiness

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Happiness

# 34

Love at first sight thoda faltu type concept hi lagta hai ... but tumse ho sakta hai

Love at first sight feels like an useless concept ... but it can happen with you

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Romance

# 35

Do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai ... paanch ghante mall mein bitaake ek sadi si chappal uthake le aayengi ... aur phir agle do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai

For two weeks they will fry your brain that we need to buy a table, we need to buy a table ... and after spending five hours in the mall they will bring back an ugly pair of slippers ... and again for the next two weeks they will fry your brain that we need to buy a table, we need to buy a table

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Comedy

# 36

No but, no why ... free free bird and blue blue sky

No but, no why ... let's fly like a free bird in the blue sky

Pati Patni Aur Woh

Animals & Birds

# 37

Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki ... pehle cushions aaye, phir curtains aaye ... phir cushions curtains se match nahi kiye toh aur cushions aaye ... saale mug itne hai mere yahan ki unhe bechne jaon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Bloody their shopping never ends ... first the cushions came, then the curtains came ... then the cushions did not match the curtains so more cushions came ... bloody I have so many mugs at my place that if I go to sell them then it will cover a full month's expenses

Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Comedy

# 38

India mein guest aur pest aise hi kabhi bhi kahin pe bhi aa jaate hai

In India guest and pest can come anytime and anywhere

Guest Iin London

Guest

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# 40

Sach bolunga toh sirf ussi waqt darunga ... lekin agar jhooth bolunga toh jab tak pakda nahi jaata tab tak darta rahunga

If I say the truth then I'll be scared only at that moment ... but if I lie, then I'll be scared until the time that lie gets caught

Shehzada

Truth & Honesty•Lies & Cheating

Songs - Kartik Aaryan

Tu Hi Yaar Mera
Pati Patni Aur Woh

Haan Main Galat
Love Aaj Kal (2020)

Subah Subah
Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety

Dheeme Dheeme
Pati Patni Aur Woh

Dilbara
Pati Patni Aur Woh

Chhote Chhote Peg
Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety

Kaun Nachdi
Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety

Coca Cola
Luka Chuppi

Ban Gaya Kutta
Pyaar Ka Punchnama

Shayad
Love Aaj Kal (2020)

Name	's
Son of Sardaar 2	4
Param Sundari	8
Aa Gale Lag Jaa (1973)	4
Hare Rama Hare Krishna	3
Kora Kagaz	5

Name	Name
Danger	Param Sundari
Pardesiya	Param Sundari
Aye Mere Bete	Aa Gale Lag Jaa (1973)
Na Koi Dil Mein Samaya	Aa Gale Lag Jaa (1973)
Vaada Karo	Aa Gale Lag Jaa (1973)

Name	's
Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara	99
Heer Raanjha	49
Betaaj Badshah	46
Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela	46
Sholay	45

Name	's
Amitabh Bachchan	511
Ajay Devgan	357
Akshay Kumar	334
Shahrukh Khan	322
Salman Khan	271