Genius woh nahi hota jiske paas har sawaal ka jawab ho ... genius woh hota hai jiske paas har jawaab tak pahunchne ka patience ho

Jab kisi aur ki barbaadi apni jeet jaisi lage ... toh humse zyada barbaad aur koi nahi hai is duniya mein

Mohabbat aur nafrat dono ke rang laal hai ... lekin fark yeh hai ki nafrat se duniya barbaad ho jaati hai ... aur mohabbat mein khud barbaad hona padta hai ... phir bhi kalank aksar mohabbat pe lagta hai

Main pehda hi hot hui thi!

Tu bottle soongta reh jayega aur meri khatam ho jayegi

Pyar na karne ki hazar wajah mil sakti hai darr ke bazar mein ... lekin pyar karne ki sirf ek dhoondni hoti hai apne dil mein

Main shaadi karoongi toh Kareena waala designer lehenga pehenke karoongi ... varna dulhe ko tata bye-bye kardo

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

Watan ke aage kuch nahi ... khud bhi nahi

Badi kamai bade sheharon mein hoti hai

Hamaar sunba na toh ganiyan phatt jayi

Mulk ke samne mujhe apna aap nazar nahi aata ... main hi toh mulk hoon, Hindustan hoon

Zameen pe baithi bahut achi lag rahi hai tu ... aadat daal le ... kyun ki teri kursi toh gayi

Raat is the best time of the day

Arre jab shakti, sampatti, sadbuddhi, yeh teeno hi auratein hai ... toh in mardon ko kis baat ka guroor

Humko duniya vaisi hi nazar aati hai jaise hum khud hote hai

Izzat se jeene ka, kisi se darne ka nahi ... na police se, na MLA se, na mantri se, na bhadwon se, kisi ke baap se nahi darne ka

Aap se zyada izzat hai hamare paas ... poocho kaise ... aap ki izzat ek baar gayi toh gayi ... hum toh roz raat ko izzat bechti hai ... saali khatam'ich nahi hoti

Hum dil mein aag aur chehre par gulaab rakhte hai ... mitakar aapke mardon ki bhookh hum un auraton ka rubaab rakhte hai

Pyar ho gaya hai tujhse ... har jagah sirf tera hi chehra dikhne wala pyar ... real life mein background music bajne wala pyar ... haath pakad ke zindagi bhar khamosh rehne wala pyar ... hamesha hamesha wala pyar ho gaya hai tujhse