Dosti ka ek oosul hai madam ... no sorry, no thank you

Chehre par gussa, mann mein gaali ... goli bhi chalali ... phir bhi dono haath khali

Main maut ko takiya, aur kafan ko chaadar banakar audhta hoon

Asli pehalwan ki pehchaan akhade mein nahi, zindagi mein hove hai ... taki jab zindagi tumhe patke toh tum phir khade ho ... aur aaisa daanv maro ki zindagi chitt ho jaye

Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!

Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

Koi tumhe tab tak nahi hara sakta ... jab tak tum khud se na haar jao

There izz always a first time, always a next time

Yahi toh baat mujhe aapki bahut achchi lagti hai ... ki aapko kuch samajh mein hi nahi aata

Har family mein problem hai ... par woh khush naseeb hai jinki family hoti hai

Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!

Mujhpar ek ehsaan karna ... ki mujhpar koi ehsaan na karna

Aap thank you mat kahiye ... instead teen logon ki madad ki jiye aap ... aur un teeno se kehna ki woh teen aur ki madad karen ... duniya badal jayegi

Hum yahan ke Robinhood hai ... Robinhood Pandey

Aap devil ke peeche, devil aapke peeche ... too much fun

Kabhi kabhi dil ke paimane mein khushi itni badh jati hai ... ki khud ba khud aasoon ke cheetay bankar jhalak jati hai

Aaj pehli baar koi ladki ... hamari car ke front seat pe behti hai

Izzat se baat, izzatdar logon se ki jaati hai ... bhadwon se nahin

Abhi tak sabko nehlaya hai ... ab sabko dhounga