Jab mein ek peg peeta hoon na, main kisi ke baap ki nahi sunta ... jab mein do peg peeta hoon, toh main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta ... jab main teen peg peeta hoon, tab koi bhi mera nahi sunta

Wah Bharatiya naari ... mann mein lajja, tann pe saree

Yahan se uthe toh seedhe gaon chale jaana ... kyun ki har baar taqdeer mein hospital nahi hoga

Lady agar pasand aa jaaye toh pehle chaati pe lagao, mann behlao ... jee bhar jaaye toh uske pairon mein ghunghroo bandvao aur paise kamao

Maathe pe bindiya, aankhon mein kajal ... yeh hoti hai ladki pagal

Lalach khatam ... tarakki khatam

Maut se kiski rishtedari hai ... kabhi na kabhi meri, lekin kal teri baari hai

Chicken aur chicks ... the two "Meows" of life

Jiska danda ooncha ... uska janda ooncha

Itna khoon ka aasoon rulayenge tumko ... ki zindagi khatam ho jayega ... aasoon nahi

Jiska haath kandhe par ho ... wahi gardan tak aasani se pahunchta hai

Age se kya karna hai ... jab mileage strong hai

Shak jab tak kam hai toh theek hai ... bimaari ban jaaye toh musibat khadi kar deta hai

Agar good news nahi suna ... toh tera family bad news sunega

Aadmi khatam ... lalach khatam

Bank balance jitna thanda hai ... bheja utna garam rehta hai tera

Ishq aur mushq chupaye chupta nahi ... baar baar dekhi adayein Rajjo ki, dil bharta nahi