Bakch*di karna ek baat hai ... aur doosre ki aankh mein aankh daalke uske chaati mein goli daagna doosri baat hai ... phatke haath mein aa jaati hai

Jab zindagi aapke samne saare darwaze bandh kar deti hai na ... tab sharafat aur gundagiri mein zyada kuch farak nahi reh jaata

Dhanda shuru karne se pehle teri jahan jahan bhi pahunch hai na, un sabse meri report manga lena ... agar kisi ek ne bhi mere area mein dhanda shuru karne ki salah di na tujhe ... toh vardi ki kasam tere dhande ka ribbon kaatne main khud aaonga

Underworld kabhi marta nahi ... sirf uska roop badalta rehta hai

Tu system mein hai aur hum khud system hai

Abhe aye dhakan ... yeh phone ke andhar hi mooh daalke tereko aaisi gaali doonga na ... ki aakhe telephone exchange mein angaar lag jayegi

Aye chup chup ... varna aaisi aaisi gaaliya doonga censor board bhi pareshan ho jayega ... kaunsi bhichayein kaunsi audhe

Aye amavas ke chamakte chaand

Aye tamatar ke aakhri daane

Maine uske shaq ko shamshaan mein badal diya ... kyun ki Kaali ki adalat mein shaq ki daleel nahi ... maut ki sazaa sunai jaati hai

Mera naam hai Lambu Aata ... saale ko doonga maut ka chaata

Film business aur underworld business publicity pe chalta hai

Aye Bhojpuri picture ke Om Puri

Badi lakdi mat utha kuptaan!

Jism se rooh alag karna business hai mera

Apan bole toh full dhamaal ... aur yeh heroine full jhol, full bawaal ... ab aise combo mein lafda toh hoiga hi na

Bapu apne style mein kanoon todta tha ... aur main apne style mein

Yeh jail ki salakhein hum mein qaid kar sakti hai ... hamari badshahat ko nahi

Dobara agar isne mere beete hue kal mein jhaankne ki koshish ki ... toh isse aane waala kal dekhna naseeb nahi hoga

Hum hai maut ki woh express ... duniya jise kehti hai Madam X