Aye buddhe ... pet mein aant nahi hai, mooh mein daant nahi hai ... chumma lega?

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Chillao mat ... agar humri awaaz oonchi hui toh sabka phat jayega yahan

Main sunta nahi hoon ... samajhta hoon

Panga unse liya jaata hai ... joh apne se zyada taqatwar ho

Bandook toh sirf shaunk ke liye rakhta hoon ... darane ke liye naam hi kaafi hai

Apne dhande mein rishtey paalna achcha nahi hota ... zindagi ki kishtein kam ho jaati hai

Jo apun ki baat maanta hai na, usse main Himalaya ke pahad ki choti par bhita deta hoon ... aur joh apun ki baat nahin maanta, usse hari mirch ki chutney par bhita deta hoon

Abhe shamshaan ke hone waale mehmaan

Bheegi hui cigarette kabhi jalegi nahin ... aur yeh tay hain ki ... teri maut ki tarikh kabhi talegi nahin

Apun ke pass Bapu hai Mamu!

Apun ke saath kuch khunass hai kya ... kaiko sab khudkhushi waale idea derela hai

Tumhare dusvi pass hone se pehle ... ya toh woh jail ke andar honge ... ya zameen ke andar

Abhi toh sirf teen inch ghusaya hai ... agar ab koi aage bada ... toh uske bladder ki jagah phephada hoga aur liver ki jagah kidney

Ab tera kaand hoga!

Bhagwan ke saath khel, sentimental hai maaf kar dega ... bhai mental hai, cheerke rakh dega

Jack and Jill gaye sumdi mein hill, laane ko pail of water ... Jack tapakgela, Jill atakgeli, life mein locha thereafter

Apun jiske darwaze pe paon rakhta hai na ... uske aakha department ka darwaza band ho jaata hai

Hamare dhande mein kisi ek ki kamzori ... doosre ki taqat ban jaati hai

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