Aali re aali ... aata tumchi baari aali!

Zindagi chahte ho toh humse bachkar rehna ... jahan nimbu nahi jaata wahan nariyal ghusad dete hai

Sabki ulti ginti chalu!

Malik, tu aur teri yeh company ... khallas

Joh hamare usool todhta hai ... hum usse todh dete hain

Yahan koi bhi jab chahe bharti ho sakta hai ... magar istifa nahin de sakta

Bhai mat bol ... emotional ho jaata hoon main

Yeh hamare hero hai ... ek phone aaya aur pet kharab ho gaya

Jeena agar joh chaho, toh door humse rehna ... tum maum se bane ho, hum aag se bane hai

Tu is duniya mein first time aake itna nahi roya hoyenga ... jitna tu aaj is duniya se jaate time royenga

Aatma kabhi nahi marti, shareer marta hai ... main logon ko maar nahi raha hoon ... bas unki aatma ko doosre shareer mein bhej raha hoon

Mujhe hero ban'ne ki koi ichha nahi hai ... villain ban'ne ka bilkul time nahi hai ... khiladi hoon, khel raha hoon

Tere is post ka post mortem kar sakta hoon main ... abhi ke abhi ... zameen ke neeche rhenge waale keede jaisi haalat kar sakta hoon main teri ... abhi ke abhi ... aaisa interior decoration karoonga idhar ka, police station kam shamshan zyada lagega ... abhi ke abhi

Bina izzat ki bhaigiri ... matlab bina Meena Kumari ke Pakeezah

Pachees baar keh chuka hoon ki ... dhande ki baat phone pe nahi

Bole toh Gandhigiri zindabad!

Jab main phodna shuru karoonga na ... toh iski koi guarantee nahi hai ki kya kya phutega

Saath mein kaam karega ... yah marega?

Ek ulte haath ki padegi na ... tere plastic surgeon ko bhi surgery ki zaroorat padegi

Oye faulad ki aulad