Pichwade mein itni goli maroonga ... ki uske bachche pittal ke paida honge

Bhoot bhoot ... inki maa ki

Pehle se andar hain ... aur kitna andar jayenge

Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega ... par tum toh bol sakta hai na

Bhai yeh room toh ... shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya

Life mein jab time kam rehta hai na ... double jeene ka, double

Bhai ... tension nahin lene ka bhai

Tumhare paas college hai toh mere paas knowledge hai

Women can fake orgasm ... why the hell can't they fake silence?

Uparwaale ke do creations hai na, mindblowing hai ... sexy girls and very sexy girls

Apun ne ek-sau-pandhra ghar khali karwaya ... baavan kidnapping kiyela hai ... kam se kam dhai-sau haddi toh torela rahenga ... pan kabhi andhar nahin aaya ... first time, first time kisi ko sorry bola ... direct andhar

Uncle aunty ki shaadi ... sunne mein kitna odd lagta hai

Yeh Superman, Batman aur Spiderman ka baap malum hai kaun hai? ... Hanuman

Abe jaldi bol ... picture khatam ho jayegi

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga

Aye bhai agar main hal chalayega ... toh bhail kya karega?

Upar waala bhi aapse do yah teen din hi bada hoga

Arre kya baachaoo baachaoo chillarela hai ... izzat lootrein hai kya teri? ... police police chillaneka

Tumhara ishq, ishq ... aur humara ishq, sex